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Duo trugged into his room that he shared with his lover, flopping on the bed like a lifeless body. He stayed silent, front pressed into the bed, for many minutes, before finally lifting his face to breath. "Oh, man, my aches ache! Why'd I have to go on that four hour mission?" He rolled onto his back, starring at the ceiling, "It wasn't that hard, sure, but trudging through the forest just because they accidentally had the base off the marker by a few miles? Geez." He looked around, humphing, "And Heero isn't even here to welcome me home." He paused to consider that, and smirked, "Well, even a 'hn' is a nice welcome home if it's from him."
"You're back early, Maxwell," Wufei greeted him as he stood in the doorway of the braided pilots room. Duo bounced over, smiling, while Wufei rolled his eyes, "Heero's around somewhere."
"Aw, thanks! But I'm sure as soon as he hears I'm back, he'll come runnin' ta greet me!" Duo waved the comment off, a prideful smirk on his face.
Wufei walked off with a soft snort, "You must have hit your head during that mission, Maxwell."
"Just you wait and see! I'll be battin' him off with your sword, man!" Duo yelled after the other pilot, then walked back to his bed. He reached under it, a grin on his face, "I'll just have a li'l snack before all that... ex...er... KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Duo screamed bloody murder as he stared in the empty box. Not even dust was in it, which was by itself unusual for anything under Duo's bed. He held it upside down, but still nothing came out. "MY CHOCOLATE!! MY HERSHEYS!! MY CRUNCH!! WHO DID THIS?!?! SHINIGAMI WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!!" Duo ran out of his room, slightly winded from his battle cry, and threw open the door of the television room, glaring at the two occupants.
Quatre smiled over his shoulder, while his koi paused 'Gone with the Wind', "Oh, welcome back, Duo. Was the mission successful?"
"... YOU!!!"
Quatre blinked, "Me? What about me?"
Trowa huffed, glaring at Duo, "Do you mind? We were trying to spend quality time together."
"AND I WANTED TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MY FIRST LOVE, BUT SINCE ONE OF YOU VIOLATED-"
Quatre blushed, "None of us did anything to Heero, Duo!"
"NO!! MY CHOCOLATE STASH, YOU BAKA!!"
Trowa stood up to defend his blond lover, "Watch it, Maxwell."
Duo took a deep breath, "DID YOU TWO TAKE MY CHOCOLATE?!"
"No, we didn't take your chocolate." Trowa stomped over, grabbing Duo's braid. He then threw the boy out of the room, "NOW BEAT IT!"
Duo was mildly shocked by both Trowa's strength and the yell. Remembering the reason why he intruded on the first place, he dashed around the house like a madman, and found Wufei in the bunker. With a loud cry, he charged the Chinese boy, tackling the surprised pilot to the ground.
Wufei groaned, the breath knocked out of him, "MAXWELL-!!"
"CHANG!!! YOU STOLE WHAT WAS MOST PRECIOUS TO ME!! DIE!!!" Duo yelled as loud as he could and made to punch Wufei hard.
Wufei was able to dodge his head from the attack and grabbed Duo's shirt, "What is your problem, Maxwell?!"
Duo was crying, well, you would too if you just punched a concrete floor with all your might, "I JUST WANT MY CHOCOLATE BA~ACK!!"
"Want your choco..." Wufei growled, standing up while making the American stand with him, "Of all the stupid-" He paused, then raised an eyebrow, "What was in your chocolate box anyways?"
Duo sniffled, "Um..."
"Hersheys king size bar?"
"Yeah!"
"Cruch bar?"
"Yeah!"
A bead of sweat formed on Wufei's head, "... Three bars of Twix?"
"YEAH! Ya seen them?!"
Wufei let go of the violet eyed boy, "Saw them, that is. You won't like it." He thumbed over his shoulder to the back door, "There, but don't say I didn't warn you."
Duo scrambled over to thew back door and threw it open. His face paled and his eyes grew large at the sight before him. Empty shreaded candy wrappers laid in the uncovered trashcan. The metal can was full of the candy bar wrappings, and not once piece of the sweets were found. He clenched his teeth while his hands balled into fists. He turned on his heel, glaring at Wufei. "Who." He hissed in a deadly voice.
Wufei edged away, wondering if he could possibly be safe in Nataku, "Er..."
"WHO!!"
"HEERO!" Wufei admitted.
A righteous fire entered the dark eyes, as Duo sprinted to the door into the house, grabbing Wufei's broad sword as he passed, "HEERO, OMAE O KOROSU!!!!"
Heero growled from his hiding spot, "Damn! Wufei gave me away." He narrowed his eyes, fingers itching for his gun, "Traitor."
"HEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!! WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU'LL BE DEAD! NO, YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE DEAD, THAT'S HOW BADLY YOU'RE GONNA HURT!!" Heero actually felt a panic from his angry koi's threat. He gripped his money tight, taking a deep breath, and sprinted from his hiding space.
Duo charged, seeing the Wing pilot emerge from under the stairs and heading for the front door, "GET BACK HERE, BAKA!!"
Heero made it outside, and hopped into a jeep the pilots stole--er, borrowed, that is-- and started the engine. He drove off, looking back to see Duo sputtering curses like crazy, waving the sword he grabbed from Wufei around. Heero let out a sigh, relaxing in the jeep, "Note to self. Never, ever eat anything from Duo's candy box again."
Wufei sighed for the umpth time as he tried to comfort the Deathscythe pilot, "Duo, it's not the end of the world."
"He ate it all!" Duo whined, "All of it, not one scrap left! Not one crumb, not one smudge of chocolate! And he ate it! HIM!"
The onyx eyed boy heaved another heavy sigh, patting the braided boy's back, "There there... there there...."
There was a soft knock on the door, and it opened a crack. "... um... Duo?"
"HEERO!!!!!" Duo shouted in rage and charged out the room, Heero dropping four large bags in his attempt to escape.
Curious, Wufei peaked inside, smirking, "Well, well, Heero's turning into a softy." he picked up the heavy bags of candy, dumping them on the owners bed. He put his hands on his hips, listening to the shouts of pain and anger, "Should I stop them?"
"*BAM!!* ITAI!! OMAE O KOROSU!" Heero's voice snapped.
Duo's rang louder, "IIE, KOI, OMAE O KOROSU!!"
Wufei chuckled, walking out of the room, "Na~ah."
In the television room, the movie was finally coming to an end, Quatre snuggled against his taller boyfriend. He raised his head to hear the torture, then smiled, "Pretty loud, aren't they?"
"Hm-hmm..." Trowa agreed, and used the remote to turn the volume up.
~owari~
Author's note: What'dya think?! HUHUH? I was hyper, it was after Halloween, I was BORED! I hope you like!
Heero: I would never-!!
Ahaha~ah, my story, and I say you can.
Duo: He wouldn't dare, because he knows I'll kill him.
Heero: Hn.
Duo: But I like it! I didn't get hit!
Don't jinx yourself!
Duo: Nani?
Heero bops his lover on the head and drags him off.