Wufei: *walks into his sons room and-* *SQUISH* KISAMA! SON! WHAT IS THIS?!? YOUR ROOM IS A MESS!! CLEAN IT UP THIS INSTANCE!!!
Son: Chill out, pops, I'll get it done...*reads dirty mag*
Wufei: KISAMA!!! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO READ THAT...THAT... FILTH!!! AAARGH!! INJUSTICE
Son: Ch', what a load of bull...
Wufei: *clutches chest*You...you...no good...unworthy... bas-ACK! *THUD*
Wulin: EEEEK!!! WUFEI!!! HONEY!!! *gasp* YOU KILLED YOUR FATHER!!*weeps*
Son: Though shit. Can I have his bike?
~~~end~~~