Heero: Stop that!
Duo: *evil gryn* Stop what, Hee-chan?
Heero: *glares* Stop that! And don't call me Hee-chan!
Duo: Aw, c'mon, it won't bite!
Heero: ... no.
Duo: C'mon, you'll like it.
Heero: I won't touch it!
Duo: Please?
Heero: Hn!
Duo: Hyuu! Ya know you're gonna give in and I'll win so just surrender now.
Heero: And what makes you think I'm so easy to conquer?
Duo: *sly tone of voice* I don't know...
Heero: *sweatdrops*
Duo: *leans over* Oh, come off your damn high gundam and taste it!
Heero: ... will you leave me alone if I do?
Duo: Of course!
Heero: ... all right. *licks object in question* ... *eyes widen*
Duo: *eagerly* Well?
Heero: It's...
Duo: It's?
Heero: *sticks out tongue* It's disgusting.
Duo: *facefaults* HEERO!
Heero: It's bitter and sticky and... what the hell is it?!
Wufei: *comes in* What's going on?
Duo: Great, Wu-kitty, ya got here just in time! Lick it!
Wufei: *spurts nosebleed* KISAMA!!
Duo: *blinks* Please? I need another opinion!
Heero: *snorts* He thinks he can make better Bubble gum flavored ice cream than Quatre.
Duo: I can! I just gotta add more sugar!
Wufei: *recovers* Aisuru, you know that Quatre can never take your place in our hearts.
Duo: *sniffle* really?
Wufei: Of course. He's a friend, you're our lover. How can he compete? *shoots glare at Heero* and don't you dare comment on their cooking skills.
Heero: *shuts mouth*
~~o.w.a.r.i.~~