-In Nekohatten's Back Room-
Ukyou: Okay, Akane, spit it. What's with dragging us all here?
Akane: I think something's really wrong with Ranma.
Xian Pu: Why Violent Girl say that?
Akane: Think about it! Guys are a load of hormones. Ranma has three fiancees, and doesn't try anything.
Ukyou: I guess that is kind of strange.
Xian Pu: Airen no even kiss Xian Pu, even when Xian Pu start! Aiyah! Ranma very strong! Resist need to roll in hay!
Akane: ... er... right.
Ukyou: ... are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting, Akane?
Akane: *shrugs* All I'm saying is that he doesn't pay us much attention, and he didn't show much interest in you either since he found out you were a girl.
Ukyou: ... you're right! Oh, no! I had a chance with him when he thought I was a boy!! *pauses* I don't know what to say about that....
Xian Pu: Then who Airen sleep with? Xian Pu kill!!
*three gulps are barely heard on the other side of the door*
Akane: I would say Ryoga, but he likes girls too much.
Ukyou: Hmm... Tsubasa does too.
Xian Pu: Mu Tzu not the type. What about Stick Boy?
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Girls: *LOL*
??? behind door: *gag*
Akane: *snicker* Seriously, though...
Xian Pu: Xian Pu got it! Go back to China, dip in Spring of Drowned Man! Then Ranma like Xian Pu!
Akane: Hmmm....
Ukyou: Hmmm.....
-Behind Door-
Mu Tzu: *sweatdrop* Oh, boy... they're taking this better than I thought...
Ranma: Me and Kuno? Or you guys? Oh, come on!
Ryoga: Maybe we should stop them. I think they're seriously considering the Spring of Drowned Man idea.
Ranma: Mmm... I doubt they're really going to attempt it. And if they do, the adults will stop them.
Ryoga: Unless it's Mr. Tendo. He might encourage it if he thinks it'll get you hitched to Akane.
Mu Tzu: And the old ghoul. Any means necessary to capture you. *turns back to spying*
Ranma: But I don't want girls who turn into guys! I'm perfectly happy with Dr. Tofu!
Owari
AN: .... I was flipping through my pairing cards and they popped up. I thought it was funny, and then I decided to try it out. *hides face in embarrassment*