Whazzat?

Kasumi: Yo, S'toshi! Whats wrong with you! You look like you havent slept for weeks?!

Sato: /If you only knew/ *blush* 'm fine Kasumi.

K: Well, you dont LOOK fine. And you're flushed. You sure you're okay?

S: Y-yeah, 'm fine! *tugs at his shirt collar*

Takeshi: *notices something* Hey, Satoshi, whats that?

S: *blinku* Huh? Whats what?

T: *points* That. On your neck. Looks like...

S: *panics* /OHSHITOHNOOHSHITOHNO!/ U-uh, i-its nothing! N-nothing at all! Its just a, uh, an ant bite! Y-yeah, thats it!

K: *squints* Looks kinda big for an ant bite! B'sides, those look like teeth marks or somethin...

T: Hey, theres another one on your earlobe...

S: H-hey! What'rya doin!

K: Come on, S'toshi! Let us have a look! Maybe you got bitten by something in your sleep...

T: Like a vampire...

K: *klonk* Baka! There's no such thing as vampires!

T: But you said they look like teeth marks...*rubs head*

S: Hey, c'mon guys. I'm fine! Really! *puts his hands up*

K: Hey! *grabs his wrists* You got one here too!

S: Wha-?! /K'so! Geru...!/ I-I do? *tries to pull his hands back*

K: Hold still Satoshi, lemme take a look! Takeshi, hold him still!

T: Uh, okay...

S: H-HEY! TAKESHI! LEGGO! Hey, c'mon guys! Its nothing, really! Why wont we just forget about this whole thing?

K: Not until I find out what bit you!

S: /K'so~o! THINK, SATOSHI, THINK!!!/ ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL!

K: *blinks*smirks* Alright, talk!

S: ...Pikachu did it...

K&T: WHAT?!?

P: PIKA?!?

S: W-well, y'now she likes to sleep near me, and last night she sorta dreamt that I was food, so...

T: She bit you on the arm?

S: ...yeah...

K: And your ear?

S: ...uh, yeah...

K&T: And your NECK?

S: ...y-yeah.../La~ame excuse, Satoshi, rea~al lame.../

K&T: ...

S: ...

K: *turns to Pikachu* Bad Pikachu!

P: PIKA?!? Pika pi! Pika chu pi chu!!!

K: Whatever...I dunno what you just said, but I'm hungry! C'mon, theres a fast food restaurant over there! *heads towards it followed by Takeshi*

S: *phew!* /Man...that was so~ooo close.../ *hears some static and turns to see's Pikachu's angry face* /...Oh shit.../

P: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*Cow and Chicken sez* END!

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